Toddler Logic

Kylee loves putting on lotion. Today when we were putting on her sun screen, she decided to share. She helped me put the lotion on my arms and then started putting lotion on the couch and toys. We had a little talk, and I explained that lotion is only for people. She backed off the couch and instead starting putting lotion on Auntie Vickie and me. After a minute or two she walked up to the tv and smeared sun screen all over the screen. I reminded her that lotion is for people not TVs. She looked at me with the sassiest "duh mom!" face and then said "people on tv!" She was right. There were people on the tv. How could I argue with that?